Dictionary : Definition

WRINKLES: Something other people have, similar to my character lines.



YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed



TOMORROW: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.



TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction.



SKELETON: A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.



SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time.



RAISIN: Grape with a sunburn.



MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better.



INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.



HANDKERCHIEF: Cold Storage.



EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.



DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out.



COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.



CHICKENS: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.



CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people.



BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye.



ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.